Once upon a time there was a mother hen who had a brood of chicks. They lived in a large barnyard surrounded by a field. Her chicks were cute, cuddly, and LOUD. Their constant peeping could always be heard, no matter where you were in the barnyard. Their mother thought of them as her “precious [...]

Once upon a time there was a custodian who worked at a popular museum. He regarded with contempt the mindless tourists and pretentious art aficionados who sullied his shiny floors as they walked back and forth, ogling the overrated works of art on display. How he longed to hijack a tour and teach them to [...]

A guy tossed his cup into a trash can as a janitor was changing the bag. The guy said to the janitor, “Are you having a good day?” The janitor said that he was. The guy continued, “Thanks for what you’re doing. This airport looks great.” The janitor looked at the guy like he was [...]

Beads of sweat stood at attention on Pastor Burt’s forehead. When he looked down to read, they joined forces and raced down the bridge of his nose like an Olympic ski jumper, finally splattering on the worn pages of scripture he was holding chest high. Burt’s voice boomed over the sound system as he read [...]

“What is that smoke over there?” “It’s our ships. They’re burning.” “Who set them on fire?” “I did.”

Two men went to the temple to pray. One was an American Christian and the other a Pharisee. The American Christian stood tall, and with outstretched arms, prayed, “Lord God, thank you for allowing me to be born in this great country and for making me who I am. I could have been born in [...]